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laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog



bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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"Who’s to say tomorrow won’t be the best day of your life?"

Matty Healy (via guy)


superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you




nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor








hartbigshipper:

Mamrie has the answer





lolsofunny: