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*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this


This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone



The Wicked Witch of the West doing the Ice Bucket Challenge.

you win this round


some people probably think this is some deep and depressing quote but really it’s coming from a boy who just discovered he’s a demigod and doesn’t know what this fucking ‘camp half-blood’ is


lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music


I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.